Oct. 21, 2017 update: ACT 2 PLAYING OUT NOW! Spiders in a Jar, Saakashvili and Poroshenko, are at it again! Read EU Trouble: Why Hungary, Slovakia, Poland and Romania Support Separatism in Ukraine (10/19/17)
Warning! This post is for those who really want to know what’s happening in Ukraine, and for those who have a sense of humor. If it seems unusually sarcastic for my style, well, that’s because the idiocracy in Ukraine and USA has reached such heights that it’s not possible to talk about it seriously any more. Remember my old mini-series: “Crazy Asylum Called Ukraine”? Alas, Ukraine has regressed well past that stage. Shall we call the new stage: ‘IDIOCRACY PLUS’ ?
IDIOCRACY PLUS IN ACTION!
Just after US VP Joe Biden visited Kiev, where he was given a standing ovation in the Kiev Rada, two interesting events happened, demonstrating how far gone this ukro-nazi regime has become, and how hopeless it is for the future of the poor, long-suffering people of Ukraine.
UKRAINE’S TRANSATLANTIC BOSS JOE BIDEN VISITS KIEV
First, let’s see what happened during Biden’s visit. It wasn’t like a visit of any highly respected foreign leader, with red carpet rolled out and military guard at attention, as international diplomatic protocol might demand. Nope. First of, Vice President Biden isn’t equal to Poroshenko, the president of the ‘sovereign’ Ukraine. By protocol, he could be received by the leader of a nation for talks, but shouldn’t be greeted with any special pomp. Yet Poroshenko, and it seems, everyone in Kiev, were clinging to Biden for dear life throughout his visit.
In honor of Biden’s visit, the flag of Ukraine was taken down and the American flag installed above government building in Kiev. For any other country this would have been a major embarrassment, but not for Ukraine. The official Kiev was awfully proud of it.
It was clearly a visit of the master who came to inspect his colony and to assess the performance of his vassals and slaves. On previous visits, Biden was seated at the head of the table, with president Poroshenko by his side, breaking up with any and all international protocols. Perhaps Ukrainian elites wanted to show that ‘America is with us,’ as they say in Kiev. But all they confirmed for the whole world was that they were willing slaves of the USA.
This time, Biden talked to Poroshenko, Yatsenyuk, the cabinet ministers together with other high level officials, and made a speech for the Rada. He has announced that Ukraine now needs to become like United States. Look at the American states, admonished Biden. They each have lots of local freedom in how they govern, while Washington conducts the all-American policies domestically and internationally. You have to become just like us and give enough freedom to each oblast. Read: Ukraine has to begin the process of federalization, so wholy hated by Kiev elites, ukro-nazis and nationalist battalions.
Biden’s speech in Ukraine Rada was met with standing ovation. I’m not sure the IQ of ukro-nazi commanders and russophobic clones elected into this Rada is high enough to grasp the meaning of what the boss was saying. So, let me translate.
WHAT BIDEN WAS REALLY SAYING:
In others words, dear Ukrainian folks, in case you’ve missed it, we, the great and almighty USA, are doing a 180 degree flip-flop. You wanted to create a unitarian state, where everyone would be forced to speak Ukrainian, even if they preferred to speak Russian? We tried very hard to help you accomplish just that in order to create anti-Russia out of Ukraine, since, mind you, THIS is our goal Number 1 for your country. But now we’ve come to the conclusion that we’ve destroyed your country and economy for nothing. Sorry about that.
It won’t work, you see. To salvage the situation and continue keeping Ukraine under our thumb, we need to ensure you, our little puppets, don’t lose your power overnight. Therefore, we’ve decided you need to give more autonomy to local elites in each region. Note, not to the people in each region, but to the elites, who can be bought and threatened, just like all of you.
So, dear Ukrainians, forget what we’ve told you before. It’s time to de-dust the dreaded FEDERALIZATION word – something the people of Donbass, Odessa, Crimea, Kharkov, Nikolaev and Zaporozhie demanded in the first place. The original 2014 demands of the South and East of Ukraine were in fact more modest than the scope of the autonomy we are suggesting for you now. Sorry that you had to kill thousands in Donbass, burn people alive in Odessa and throw tens of thousands in jail to deny people the federalization they wanted.
I know federalization is a dirty word in your vocabulary. We do need you to continue performing your role of vicious anti-Russia on Russian borders, so you can’t overtly call what we are asking you to do ‘federalization’ as this is what Russia is – the world’s largest FEDERATION.
Instead, let’s pretend you’ll be building a clone of the United States of America, however inappropriate such structure is for your country – and problem solved!
USA PLEDGES MILITARY AID TO UKRAINE
Oh yes, forgot to mention! Biden promised Ukraine $180 mln in military aid. This aid wouldn’t be monetary. Ukraine elites won’t see the money they can pocket right away. Nope, US will make them work for it. The aid is: past expiration date packaged food for the troops; outdated bullet-proof vests and other equipment; plus old tanks, ATVs and other rusty military hardware that otherwise USA would have to pay good money for China to scrap it.
Don’t you know it’s good Feng Shui to de-clutter one’s junk, clearing it out of one’s house? And it’s so much cheaper to give all this junk to Ukraine and let them re-purpose it, rather than paying China!
Some of this cluttering and corroding junk has already been observed moving through Odessa (after arrival to the local port), scaring local residents. Several ATVs stalled and had to be fixed en route.
SPIDERS IN A JAR: Yatsenyuk, Poroshenko, Saakashvili and Avakov
Yatsenyuk carried out by his b**ls in Ukraine parliament – you have to see this video to believe!
Many expected Yatsenyuk to resign after Biden’s visit. A huge rally gathered in front of the Rada during its session, anticipating the resignation announcement. Yatsenyuk’s rating is presently zero – literally. But Biden reconfirmed that they didn’t want the ruling ‘coalition’ to fall apart. Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk, rivals at the last elections, formed a ruling coalition to keep the majority in the Rada. The country is on the verge of the official default. Supreme Judge of Ukraine Biden has ruled that it’s not the time to call another round of Rada elections when Ukraine is about to go through the most difficult winter since WWII. Likely problems with heat, power and food are expected, in addition to the default.
Essentially, however unhappy the Transatlantic boss was with his vassals’ performance, he threw his support behind Yatsenyuk and let him stay. This created a huge disappointment in the Rada and on the street. A highly nationalistic and anti-Russian deputy from Western Ukraine, and a member of Petro Poroshenko’s Block to boot, took initiative. He approached the Rada podium while Yatsenyuk was giving speech, presented the confused PM of Ukraine with red roses, and then picked the tall, but skinny Yatsenyuk by his balls and tried to carry him out of the room.
A big brawl began between two very athletic groups of deputies: Poroshenko’s block vs. Yatsenyuk’s block. These deputies, by the looks of them, belonged either in the ranks of ukro-nazi battalions or in jail. Oops, my bad – they were in fact ‘members of the Ukraine’s ruling Poroshenko-Yatsenyuk coalition.’
It has to be noted that brawls are an extremely common occurrence in the Kiev Rada. These spiders in a jar, aka, Ukrainian patriots, take regular swipes at each other, often landing themselves in the hospital.
The Tragic Comedy Called Ukraine: public row of two international criminals AVAKOV AND SAAKASHVILI
The video is self-explanatory, but I’ve added the summary of what went on for your complete understanding. Let’s just say, in this tragic comedy called ukro-nazi / USA-ruled Ukraine, the biggest farce is still ahead.
Summary of what is happening in the video:
Ukraine Interior Minister Arsen Avakov and the Washington-appointed ‘governor’ of Odessa, ousted ex-president of Georgia Mikeil Saakashvili, had a loud public row, calling each other thieves and hurtling glass, during the National Reform Committee meeting, presided by Poroshenko. The video posted by many sources, including Avakov himself on his Facebook page, went viral.
In it, Saakashvili says that his goal in Ukraine is to root out corruption; he names Avakov as one of the biggest thieves, accusing him of shielding from justice major corruption schemes. There is a heated exchange, in which Avakov makes fun of how Saakashvili speaks Russian (‘be, be, be…’). The overly-emotional Caucasus native with over-inflated ego, Saakashvili, gets angry and demands apology: “No one has ever talked to me like that!” Then Saakashvili proceeds yelling out at Avakov even louder accusations.
Avakov in turn accuses Saakashvili of being a thief. (For once I agree – they both are mega-thieves). Saakashvili goes on to call Avakov Ukraine’s biggest thief, who stole billions, and says that he, Saakashvili, is clean. “I said before to Russians: try to find my money, and they couldn’t! I tell you the same – find any of my money. You won’t! I am poor, unlike you, but I have honor! I haven’t stolen millions and billions, like you!”
Avakov loses it and throws at Saakashvili a thick glass (real, heavy glass, not plastic) full of water, dousing with water and waking up in the process Ukraine’s foreign minister Klimkin, peacefully sleeping next to him. Presiding Poroshenko and Yatsenyuk try to restore order, asking Avakov not to swear. Yet, the Russian swears continue flying back and forth.
The thing is that they all are speaking Russian – the only language they all speak well enough. Forget Ukrainian – no Ukrainian spoken here at all. Ukraine junta, unfortunately, gathered all the dregs of the post-Soviet space and of the Russian World. For lack of any substance in the ranks of Ukraine’s Idiocracy, the Russian swears is what unites these spiders in a jar.
In the end, Avakov throws his trump card at Saakashvili:
Avakov to Saakashvili: Go back to your country and leave mine alone. You’ve already destroyed your country, now you are destroying mine!
Saakashvili yells back: I am a Ukrainian, It is my country!
(Funny thing coming from an ex-president of Georgia, with no roots in Ukraine. The citizenship of Ukraine was given to him in haste after US dragged him in and put him in charge of the most strategic of the remaining Ukraine territories: the prized Odessa Oblast.)
Avakov: No, I am Ukrainian, it’s my country, not yours!
At that moment, the depressed-looking Poroshenko finally puts his foot down and announces that the meeting is adjourned.
CURTAIN. END OF THIS ACT OF THE TRAGIC COMEDY CALLED UKRAINE.
More to follow!
In reality, Saakashvili is wanted in Georgia on charges of corruption and embezzlement, together with his ‘team’ that he brought with him to Ukraine. There is an international warrant for his arrest. Saakashvili was recently stripped of his Georgian citizenship, following his urgent receipt of Ukraine citizenship. So, in that regard, he really is a ‘Ukrainian,’ since no other country would have him.
It is a well-known fact that Saakashvili’s salary as Odessa governor is being paid by the US State Department. This flamboyant clown bragged about it himself, probably to demonstrate how close he was to the US. Salaries to his entire ‘team,’ wanted in Georgia, are also paid by the US. Saakashvili had brought with him a couple dozen various deputies, who have taken over all the lucrative posts in Odessa, and a couple of Kiev ministries as well.
Based on this, who do you think Saakashvili answers to? Certainly NOT to the people of Odessa and Ukraine.
Avakov really is a Ukrainian citizen. But the irony of the whole exchange isn’t lost on those who know his background. Arsen Avakov is a Russified, but decidedly non-Russian/non-Ukrainian name. He is either Armenian or Azerbaijani (prob. Armenian). In other words, an Armenian/Azerbaijani and Georgian (both from Caucasus!) yell at each other that Ukraine is their country, while the real ethnic Ukrainians in the room sit silently like the sheeple they are, watching apathetically the crawling foreign takeover of their country.
This isn’t about Armenians, Azerbaijanis, Georgians, Russians, Ukrainians or Jews. Ukraine is a multinational territory that those with ulterior motives try to squeeze into a unitarian, single-language model that doesn’t suit it. The problem is that, regardless of nationality, US puppet masters put in charge of Ukraine their agents: Poroshenko, Yatsenyuk, Avakov, Saakashvili, finance minister Jareska (US citizen, former banker and State Dept employee), as well as scores of Georgians, who are under criminal charges in their country, Lithuanians, Poles and others. Turks and Islamists control Ukraine through their agents, Crimean Tartar Mejlis, who have recently blown up power lines to Crimea. Canada and US also control the country through ukro-nazi battalions, western Ukraine extremism and Zionist Chabad.
The Transatlantic boss, personally presiding over this whole horror show, is Joe Biden.
Let’s recall the slogan of the 2014 Kiev maidan that resulted in this corrupt government’s takeover. The slogan in Ukrainian was: “Pamiatai chuzhinets’ – zdes gospodar ukrainets’!” This translates as: “Remember foreigner – Ukrainian is the master here!” This was supposed to be a warning for the “Russian aggressors.”
Oh poor, blind Ukrainian dupes!
Are there any normal and reasonable people left in Ukraine?
Yes. One of them is the leader of the Progressive Socialist Party of Ukraine, Natalya Vitrenko. She has been speaking up and warning of the dangers of the foreign takeover of her country since before 2014. Here is a link to one of her videos in Russian: Наталья Витренко об Украине, летящей в тартарары под ручным управлением Вашингтона. English title: “Ukraine under Washington’s management, is plunging into abyss.”
There are other normal politicians, journalists, advocates and citizens, some of whom were forced to flee Ukraine due to persecution, and others stayed to hold the fort, despite enormous risks. One of those who was forced to escape is ex-Ukraine Prime Minister Nikolay Azarov, who served under Yanukovich. After the country tried the poison pill of Yatsenyuk, Azarov is suddenly recalled with nostalgia, as a true professional.
Some people worth mentioning are, among others: Alexey Zhuravko, activist from Kherson, and Grigory Kvasnyuk from Odessa. These people deserve respect for telling the truth and for keeping the tiny flame of hope alive. They both are important to the unfolding story of the BATTLE FOR EURASIA, which I am trying to document on my blog and in my Earth Shift Reports.
I will have some very valuable intel, impossible to find in English, in my upcoming Earth Shift Report. In it you’ll see me mention the names of the above whistleblowers, among others. Stay tuned to the upcoming:
It is a logical progression of the latest
ESR 7: THE BATTLE FOR EURASIA! TURKISH CONUNDRUM
Other ESRs suggested in conjunction with the unfolding crisis in Ukraine:
The whole truth about Zionist Chabad and who is really behind it! Chabad World Headquarters: Brooklyn, USA; Eurasian Headquarters: Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine! Who were really Khazarains and what happened to them? Who really are the Cossacks? The real reason US wanted Ukraine! The story of some betrayals – Why Kharkov and Dnepropterovsk? Why did the Ukraine foreign takeover plan hit the wall?
Putin vs. Russian oligarchs! Ukrainian oligarchs: Poroshenko, Kolomoysky & the gang! Spiders in a jar and their Transatlantic masters: Ukraine’s dirty underbelly exposed! The real reason the new ‘maidan’ is NOT possible in Ukraine, despite many predicting it!
Due to the avalanche of explosive news surrounding Ukraine, Crimea and the entire Black Sea, coupled with the sheer volume of material, I hope to release the new reports in January of 2016. That’s my plan.
I will try to take some time off to celebrate and relax during this Christmas/New Year’s. Keeping with the spirit, I plan to do lighter than usual posts and videos during this Holiday Season. But of course, the reality has a way of always interfering with our best plans. So, this Holiday Season, I’ll go with the flow, depending on what new geopolitical curve balls the ongoing EARTH SHIFT may throw at us.
Dear readers, I suggest you do the same.
Stay tuned for the future Holiday posts, including the Year 2015 wrap-up and the look ahead, at the Year 2016!
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Meanwhile in Russia:
We live in an era of the previously hidden becoming apparent, when the TRUTH finds a way to those who want to see and hear it, no matter how well someone it trying to conceal it. The modern listening techniques and the Internet are so advanced that they often become the great equalizers of our time. Yes, NSA may be wiretapping the entire world. But then we also have Snowden. Yes, US, Nuland, US Kiev ambassador, and the other world bandits may have been planning to keep their being behind the maidan and violent coup in Kiev secret, but then someone wiretapped their conversation discussing who to put in charge of Ukraine, and explaining how US really feels about the EU (the infamous f*** EU remark). Yes, EU may have been attempting to publicly deny the Kiev maidan violence and the mysterious snipers, but the wiretapped conversation between Ashland and the Estonian politician made them red-faced. Or let’s take the brilliant wiretapping of the phone talk by Yulia Tymoshenko in which she revealed how much she wanted to nuke Donbass and kill all Russians.
Ever since such embarrassing leaks had occurred, everyone in Ukraine, US and EU is quite tight-lipped about their plans.
But the Russian journalist and prankster with a purpose Vladimir Krasnov found another way to reveal the truth and to make them red-faced.
Krasnov seems to be an equal opportunity prankster. He first became famous when he called the president of Belarus Alexander Lukashenko and introducing himself as a son of the ousted Ukraine president Yanukovich, asked for political asylum for his family. In the course of the conversation the ‘Yanukovich’s son’ said that they still had one of the golden batons (a type of Russian bread) and it will be their present to Lukashenko for his hospitality. When Yanukovich had to escape from Ukraine, the maidan mobs went to his mansion to loot it. One of their famous finds inside the mansion were a large number of the solid golden batons. I listened to this prank call on YT and it was truly hilarious. Lukashenko bought it hook, line and sinker. If Krasnov wanted to find out how Lukashenko, that sly fox, really felt about what happened in Ukraine, he got his answer as Lukashenko remarked that the coup and the new Kiev power were illegitimate. The funniest part was that an unidentified intelligence service or hackers turned out to be listening in on that prank call, and thinking it was legit, made it public by posting it on YouTube BEFORE the prankster himself got the chance to do so.
Krasnov later made equally successful calls to the Kiev junta, finding out some useful and interesting details. Below are some of his latest achievements. At the bottom, you will also find a damning admission by oligarch Kolomoysky about MH17.
Many thanks to my good tweepal @Gogi_Gogi for links to videos and RT article below!
World Class Prank #1
US General admits American help to Ukraine in a prank call
Link to article: RT.com
Prankster Vladimir Krasnov and unsuspecting US Brig. Gen. Kevin McNeely discussed the problems concerning the Ukraine crisis and the possibility of military and financial aid to Ukraine, LifeNews reports. Krasnov asked about Ukrainian aid requests. According to General McNeely the Pentagon may equip “four companies and one battalion headquarters” of National Guard.
“We have many requests …we’ve received, some of them completed, filled, some are close to be infilled. We have equipment right now that is setting …and customs waiting to be cleared …so it can be delivered,” the General said in the conversation.
Answering the question about American help to train Ukrainian troops the general said it was possible. Krasnov asked McNeely if the US can help Ukraine with lethal arms or money and the General’s answer was negative. The US can deliver arms to another country only if the President or Congress approves it, he said explaining that it is political request, not military request. The Pentagon does not send financial aid to other countries and can send Ukraine only equipment or military instructors, the General added.
Gen. Kevin McNeely is the director of European Partnership Task Force, US European Command, Germany. He performs strategic planning and commands operational cooperation.
Krasnov, also known as Vovan, is famous for dozens of phone pranks to famous politicians and celebrities.
Video interview with Krasnov: US General NcNeely reveals military secrets to Russian prankster – with English Subs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L56nkaJVeig&app=desktop
Video description: The video has two parts: A news item on the subject (with Eng Subs) and the recording of the conversation itself. Both have been cut down to get rid of boring parts, and to bring the total to less than 15 min.
Vladimir Krasnov AKA Vovan222 is famous for his prank calls, where he pretends to be someone important and makes outrageous demands, or gets his victim to divulge secrets.
He started off calling Russian soccer players and celebrities, went on to troll high-ranking government officials such the ministers of sport and culture, the head of the election commission, the head of nature protection agency, and then expanded to prank calling Ukrainian politicians, as well.
His most famous success in that area was calling Lukashenko, the president of Belarus, pretending to be the son of a deposed Ukrainian president Yanukovich, and successfully negotiating asylum. Even more hilarious is that the prank call was wiretapped by an unknown intelligence agency, and leaked before Vovan222 did it himself (he was holding out so he could make a second call with some outlandish requests):
Apart from simply trolling politicians, he has also called Ukraine’s Minister of Interior (Police) Avakov pretending to be a separatist leader asking for peace negotiations, and called Pushilin (head of the DPR at the time) pretending to be Avakov’s aide asking for the same – in an apparent attempt to get them to talk and stop the bloodshed. They did negotiate, but unsuccessfully:
In this story, he has managed to trick a very high-ranking US general into thinking he is Ukrainian minister Avakov, and ask some specific questions about the extent of US military aid. Nothing underhanded going on there, it seems, so that’s good – but he did learn that US is planning on sending instructors to Ukraine, of the exact extent of military aid previously approved, and that a secret meeting was going to happen on the 17th discussing the plans for long-term US military aid to Ukraine.
World Class Prank #2
Kolomoysky: Sorry about the MH17 – but it was a trifle – ENG SUBS
I can confirm – on the video is really the infamous oligarch Kolomoysky! Kolomoysky is considered the racketeer #1 in Ukraine. He has equipped and trained his own private army, which he is using to assert his power over Dnepropetrovsk and to suppress any dissent in this large city, treating it as his fiefdom.
It is true that by keeping Dnepropetrovsk under his control he is currently able to avoid any bloodshed and riots in the city. Simpleton locals seem to be grateful to him for that, however, no one really knows how much of this gratitude is based on Kolomoysky’s own propaganda touting him as a savior. As a well-known Ukraine lawyer and political activist Tatiana Montyan said, the sheeple think life is good when they are being fed today, not knowing that tomorrow they will be slaughtered. Link.
Kolomoysky is one of the 3 or 4 richest and most influential people in today’s Ukraine. He has equipped and trained some of the most vicious National Guard battalions, consisting of nazis and felons let out of jails. These are the battalions infamous for pounding Donbass and executing people.
There is a clandestine battle going on between Kolomoysky and Poroshenko (nominally the president installed by the US, but without sufficient support in the country). While Poroshenko is holding the official position, Kolomoysky is trying to ‘annex’ more regions, including Odessa, Zaporozhie, Kherson and parts of Donbass by installing there his own people. His secret tentacles spread far and wide, including to various organizations and Kiev’s political structures.
The admission of MH17 downing by Ukraine forces ‘by mistake’ from Kolomoysky is very damning. Incidentally, it was the Dnepropetrovsk (Kolomoysky’s domain) air traffic control that led MH17 flight into the war zone by making it deviate from its normal course. The Spanish air traffic controller working out of Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine, who tweeted about his suspicions after the MH17 downing, had disappeared along with his Tweeter account.