‘Mars Attacks’ in Reverse! New joke about Russia, US, Putin, Trump and Mars

After Trump declared the beginning of colonization of the Moon and Mars, Martians sent an SOS to Deep Space, and two urgent letters to Earth.

One was addressed to the US. It was a galactically certified affidavit confirming that Mars doesn’t have weapons of mass destruction.

Another was an urgent plea to Putin to please open Russian military base on Mars!

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